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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:46

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

How big is the French Army?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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